Happy Halloween

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

An Excellent Epitath - Found in Virgina, Headstone marked 1748

Here lie the bones of Joseph Jones
Who ate while he was able.

But once overfed, he dropt down dead,
and fell beneath the table.

When from the tomb, to meet his doom,
he arises amidst sinners.

Since he must dwell
in heaven or hell,
take him whichever gives the best dinners

-Final Exits