Friday, November 10, 2006
When Bad Things Happen To Nice Girls - Caption Contest
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I'm just too traumatized.
I can't even talk about it.
How did this happen to me?
I'm at such a loss, I'm hoping you can help with a caption for this photo. Best caption wins a fab prize.
Thanks and good luck.
I'm going to go crawl under the sheets, and hope the maid doesn't quit in abject horror when she spots this in the trash/recycling.
Disclaimer: I had NOTHING to do with this combo of foodstuffs appearing in my world. I just stared. And took pictures. None of this passed my lips. I promise.
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Frito Lay has recipes on their website. Sigh
Europeans heard the Spanish word for jerked meat, charque, and Anglicized it to a word that was easier for them to pronounce - jerky. When the first Europeans arrived in the New World, they found the indigenous peoples making and eating dried meat that was added to either dried fruit or animal fat and called “pemmican” by some of the American Indian tribes - Beef Jerky.com
For my international readers. Hi. That photo is of what we in the US would call White Trash Food.
As of February 2006, White Zinfandel accounted for 10% of all wine sold by volume, making it the third most popular varietal in the U.S. - Wikipedia
I'm just too traumatized.
I can't even talk about it.
How did this happen to me?
I'm at such a loss, I'm hoping you can help with a caption for this photo. Best caption wins a fab prize.
Thanks and good luck.
I'm going to go crawl under the sheets, and hope the maid doesn't quit in abject horror when she spots this in the trash/recycling.
Disclaimer: I had NOTHING to do with this combo of foodstuffs appearing in my world. I just stared. And took pictures. None of this passed my lips. I promise.
_____________________________
Frito Lay has recipes on their website. Sigh
Europeans heard the Spanish word for jerked meat, charque, and Anglicized it to a word that was easier for them to pronounce - jerky. When the first Europeans arrived in the New World, they found the indigenous peoples making and eating dried meat that was added to either dried fruit or animal fat and called “pemmican” by some of the American Indian tribes - Beef Jerky.com
For my international readers. Hi. That photo is of what we in the US would call White Trash Food.
As of February 2006, White Zinfandel accounted for 10% of all wine sold by volume, making it the third most popular varietal in the U.S. - Wikipedia
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Oh, we may have to be friends. This is now clear to me. Is there an ice cube in that white zin?
As for the caption...
"Mullet is gelled, flannel shirt is Febreeze-ed... Let's get this party started!" :)
As for the caption...
"Mullet is gelled, flannel shirt is Febreeze-ed... Let's get this party started!" :)
Ruffles Potato Chips, $3.29.
White Zinfindel Wine, $4.99.
Lays French Onion Dip, $2.99.
Ensuring that the in-laws do not return for Thanksgiving next year,
Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy--for everything else, use Mastercard.
White Zinfindel Wine, $4.99.
Lays French Onion Dip, $2.99.
Ensuring that the in-laws do not return for Thanksgiving next year,
Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy--for everything else, use Mastercard.
Hi honey, its me. So, Britney just dumped Kevin and is coming over for a little TLC tonight...on your way home,will you pick up some things for us to munch on? You know what she likes. Thanks hon!
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